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Every now and again, I like to take a jaunt out to the outlying islands to check on my cannibalistic neighbors. I have a small boat with an outboard 10 HP motor on it. Not very fast, but it gets me away from their bows and arrows and spear-throwing distances well enough. Well, except for that one time I cut the maneuvering lever too quickly to left and sunk my little aluminum boat… good thing they were superstitious enough to think a serpent swallowed me up, or I wouldn't be here today to type this story out! |