Tartan MacLeod-VS

Up in the Scottish Highlands, I used to drink with this stout fellow the name of Haggus Dunvegan. He was a LOUD bastard! Always bellowing about his lineage… like he was "royalty" or somethin'. Well, I've no truck with that. But I do believe I'll have another pint! Now, if you didn't just read that in a Scottish accent, there's something very wrong with you :)